Resume of Jesus Christ

Hello, My name is Jesus-The Christ. Many call me Lord! I am seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications: 1. I created the heaven and the earth, (See Genesis 1:1) 2. I formed man from the dust of the ground, and gave him life, (See Genesis 2:7) 3. I redeemed man from the curse of the Law, (See Galatians 3:13) 4. The blessing of Abraham comes through me, (See Galatians 3:14) Occupational Background: 1. I have only had one Employer, (See Luke 2:49) 2. My Employer has nothing but good reviews for Me, (See Matthew 15-17) Skills: Work Experiences 1. Healing the brokenhearted, setting the captives free, healing the sick, and setting at liberty them that are bruised, (See Luke 4:18) 2. I am a Wonderful Counselor, (See Isaiah 9:6) 3. I have the authority, ability, and power to cleanse you of your sins, (See 1John 1:7-9) Educational Background: 1. My Word is so powerful; it has been described as being a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path, (See Psalms 119:105) 2. In Me are hid all of the treasures of wisdom and knowledge, (See Colossians 2:3) 3. I can even tell you all of the secrets of your heart, (See Psalms 44:21) Major Accomplishments: 1. I laid down my life so that you may live, (see 2Corinthians 5:15) 2. I have miraculously fed the poor, healed the sick, and raised the dead! References: Many believers and followers worldwide will testify to my divine healings, salvation, deliverance, miracles, restoration, and supernatural guidance. In Summation: I am confident that I am the only Candidate uniquely qualified to fill this vital position in your heart. I will properly direct your paths and lead you into everlasting life. When can I start? You don’t need an Internet connection or computer to access my website. Note: I, Lilah MacKenzie, did not compose this resume; author is unknown. If you have any questions please feel free to Email me at:  lilahmac@nb.sympatico.ca